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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 30 Jul 2014

    Study Finds College Still More Worthwhile Than Spending 4 Years Chained To Radiatorhttp://onion.com/1xB10bU 

    7:01 PM - 30 Jul 2014
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    17 replies 278 retweets 205 likes
      1. Brennen‏ @brennenEH 31 Jul 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion should extend the study to see if chained to radiator for 4 yrs make students appreciate college more.

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      1. carl hansen‏ @Cvh209 30 Jul 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Study Finds College Still More Worthwhile Than Spending 4 Years Chained To Radiator http://onion.com/1xB10bU ”

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      1. Mrs. Jenzy Jen Jenzinita‏ @47young1 30 Jul 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Study Finds College Still More Worthwhile Than Spending 4 Years Chained To Radiator http://onion.com/1xB10bU ” damn

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      1. Jeff Carter‏ @jeffcrtr 30 Jul 2014
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        Alert @CntrEdWrkfrce RT @TheOnion: Study Finds College Still More Worthwhile Than Spending 4 Yrs Chained To Radiator http://onion.com/1xB10bU 

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      1. Kenan Turnbull‏ @foniker 30 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion Except somebody might pay u for being chained to their radiator.

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      1. Nick Rosato‏ @nicholasrosato 30 Jul 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Study Finds College Still More Worthwhile Than Spending 4 Years Chained To Radiator http://onion.com/1xB10bU ” @buthugs

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      1. Wick Nilkinson‏ @nickwilk 30 Jul 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Study Finds College Still More Worthwhile Than Spending 4 Years Chained To Radiator http://onion.com/1xB10bU ”

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      1. Wilson Boyd‏ @WilsonBoyd 30 Jul 2014
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        Why I teach. RT "@TheOnion: Study Finds College Still More Worthwhile Than Spending 4 Years Chained To Radiator http://onion.com/1xB10bU ”

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      2. s francesco‏ @scf190 30 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion but being chained to a radiator gives you more time to reflect and evaluate

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      3. Nutcrack a'lackin'‏ @Nutcracker_man 31 Jul 2014
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        @scf190 @TheOnion yeah, and figure out what you want to do with life... Where can I sign up for a chained-to-a-boiler program?

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      1. Aaron Horvath‏ @aaronegh 30 Jul 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Study Finds College Still More Worthwhile Than Spending 4 Years Chained To Radiator http://onion.com/1xB10bU ” #barely

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      1. Michael‏ @MichaelBense 30 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion Yeah, but at least you won't owe the radiator $45,000

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      1. Jaiami‏ @Jaiami88 30 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion Statistics reveal that a obtaining B.A. in Political Science is moderately more beneficial than prophylactic appendectomies.

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      1. PSelman  ☣️ 🃏 🐢 🐢 🐢‏ @Johnny_Potatoes 30 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion radiator repairmen get paid better than most with a liberal arts degree....

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      1. Nightowls, Inc‏ @nightowlsinc 30 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion But not by much.

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      2.  🍂Sharon 🎂‏ @OhSoCali 30 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion @skyzm aw crap, I just wasted 4 yrs of my life. Better go make my life more worthwhile.

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      3. skyzm‏ @skyzm 30 Jul 2014
        Replying to @OhSoCali

        @OhSoCali you like Star Wars and Legos. Your life is perfect!

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      4.  🍂Sharon 🎂‏ @OhSoCali 30 Jul 2014
        Replying to @skyzm

        @skyzm true! But only Eps 4-6. ;-) I kid, my life is good.

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      1. Brian Joyce‏ @bpj1989 30 Jul 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Study Finds College Still More Worthwhile Than Spending 4 Years Chained To Radiator http://onion.com/1xB10bU ” @Mat_Zo_MRSA

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