“@TheOnion: Area Man Somewhat Disturbed To Think Perfect Woman For Him Out There Somewhere http://onion.com/1xB0ydx ”. Ok?
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lol so true RT
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@TheOnion Perfect woman suicidal at actual life partner discovery.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Disney you've ruined us all
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@TheOnion I enjoyed reading this. Maybe a little too much? Eggs and ketchup, yum! -
@Birdonwing@TheOnion Maybe... maybe you're the perfect woman! -
@ojo_uk@Birdonwing@TheOnion Maybe, I'm from the South, and when I do the ketchup and egg thing here, it doesn't go well. Put it that way
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@TheOnion I'm sure she's quite bland.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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