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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 30 Jul 2014

    Study Finds College Still More Worthwhile Than Spending 4 Years Chained To Radiator http://onion.com/XfX3hH pic.twitter.com/9yHzDtGykM

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      1. Dave‏ @dave_mears 30 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion @instapundit Statistically, although there are certainly a few people who'd be better off with the radiator, assuming food.

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      1. Harold Pliszka‏ @hpliszka 30 Jul 2014
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        #GoodNews MT @TheOnion: Study Finds College Still More Worthwhile Than Spending 4 Yrs Chained To Radiator http://onion.com/XfX3hH  #education

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      1. Francesco Radicati‏ @Rad_Francis 30 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion I'm sure Peter Thiel would disagree, & fund programs to chain people to radiators to prove his point

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      1. Jerome Steegmans‏ @JeromeSteegmans 30 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion although spending four years chained to a radiator is cheaper

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      1. Rhonda Maltery‏ @Wavingblank 30 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion i find that really hard to believe. Source?

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      1. Boos Lady Katie Gillespie‏Verified account @newsladykatie 30 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion @kiphillreporter Really puts those loan payments in perspective.

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      1. Aaron‏ @SuperhighGoats 31 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion @IIIBreadIII

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      1. Joseph Kling‏ @SupJosepy 31 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion Unless one becomes an expert on radiators-that's 4 years of experience in the field.

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      2. Benny‏ @noterace 31 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion looks like @Georgecraigono

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      3. George Craig‏Verified account @Georgecraigono 31 Jul 2014
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        @noterace @TheOnion luckily I escaped college

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      1. Inabigway‏ @inabigway 30 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion don't forget to factor: college, location of radiator and apr of loans.

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      1. Monica‏ @MVirg_12 30 Jul 2014
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        not by much RT @TheOnion: Study Finds College Still More Worthwhile Than Spending 4 Years Chained (cont) http://tl.gd/nf6646 

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      1. Steff Clarke‏ @steffclarke 30 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion you've been taking Terry Waite as an incredibly small survey sample again haven't you?

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      2. Arthur Brandon Niels‏ @ABrandonNielsen 30 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion @_Magius I think I lost a few IQ points reading that article. Who was stupid enough to do that as a study?

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      4. Arthur Brandon Niels‏ @ABrandonNielsen 30 Jul 2014
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        @_Magius That just makes the article sound even more stupid.

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      1. The Nominee‏ @NomineeUBO 30 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion If u set up an IG page & post a pic a day & @ 100k followers start selling merchandise online then I'm not sure the study is right

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      1. danielle p.‏ @drdpdo 30 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion excellent. it appears i made the right choice.

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      1. Iman Abu Bacon ESQ‏ @max_power8484 30 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion depends on who's radiator I was chained to and if I had bathroom breaks. Like Socrates once said " to be or not to be"

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