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@TheOnion: FDA Approves First Artificial Tumor http://onion.com/WM98ew ” @RichBrahh - End of conversation
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@TheOnion: FDA Approves First Artificial Tumor http://onion.com/WM98ew ” finally
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@ClareKuehn@TheOnion@Donna_In_Heaven onion puts it all in perspective Poison food is just how we do things in USA - the true trickel down - 1 more reply
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@TheOnion: FDA Approves First Artificial Tumor http://onion.com/WM98ew ” they did that with Nutrasweet right!?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: "FDA Approves First Artificial Tumor." Actually, the first#FDA approved was created by#Monsanto food http://onion.com/WM98ewThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@SethMacFarlane Leaving for FDA in MD on that META- Malaysian Ebola Tainted Airliner for that FAT YO!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@SethMacFarlane ooo! that's a great idea! I've been eating them and no super powers. implant it!.. they r tasty, though..Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Are these the kinds of tumors that grant Super Powers?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@SethMacFarlane that's a waste of government funding... LolThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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