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“@TheOnion: PRO: Subtle nods of approval from every passing animal. http://onion.com/1nRW6XZ pic.twitter.com/JAxvi1kaLZ”
“@TheOnion: PRO: Increased energy for complaining about how shitty life is now http://onion.com/1nRW6XZ pic.twitter.com/CHgWiOAHMS” @Lovevegg
“@TheOnion: PRO: Increased energy for complaining about how shitty life is now http://onion.com/1nRW6XZ pic.twitter.com/56qO7Cpmo2” lolololololol
@amkourofs @TheOnion it's weird when people can't keep the red and white clam chowder straight.
@amkourofs @joe_fay1 @TheOnion which vegetarians can forget about bc of the clams! CON
@KrustythePerson @amkourofs @TheOnion Which just means someone left out the good part.
lulz RT @TheOnion: PRO: Increased energy for complaining about how shitty life is now http://onion.com/1nRW6XZ pic.twitter.com/RBUoXELXsM
“@TheOnion: PRO: Increased energy for complaining about how shitty life is now http://onion.com/1nRW6XZ " @justinisasi @charles__caleb
@TheOnion Pro; As a cannibal, vegetarians are by far more healthier to eat.
@jbarnett60 RT @TheOnion Nurse To Grab Lunch Right After She Finishes Draining Bile From Man’s Liver http://onion.com/1rSPqHl
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“@TheOnion: PRO: Increased energy for complaining about how shitty life is now http://onion.com/1nRW6XZ pic.twitter.com/VcxC1gEQZn” #nomeatmonday
“@TheOnion: PRO: Increased energy for complaining about how shitty life is now http://onion.com/1nRW6XZ @kyrstinx
Funny in a twisted way @TheOnion. To be: vegetarian or carnivore? I've been both. RT: http://onion.com/1nRW6XZ pic.twitter.com/Rju4ytq7Ne
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