@TheOnion I am filled with existential dread right now.
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@TheOnion Well shucks, I kinda hope they haven't been born yet.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion If only embalmers were as sweet as Ricky Lake on"BabyCakes"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@JVA222 RT@TheOnion: Person who'll contort your nude cadaver into a resting pos. is in existence some placehttp://onion.com/1la9TnaThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion that's not necessarily true.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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