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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 28 Jul 2014

    Hulk Hogan Donates Hair To Lucky Locks Of Love Recipient http://onion.com/1qbWdee pic.twitter.com/IboMBpheSu

    1:44 PM - 28 Jul 2014
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      1. kelsy‏ @kelsy_demaire 28 Jul 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: Hulk Hogan Donates Hair To Lucky Locks Of Love Recipient http://onion.com/1qbWdee  pic.twitter.com/wTqb5sTQcZ” @Jmicro89

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      1. Mace Windu‏Verified account @Macie_Stewart 28 Jul 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Hulk Hogan Donates Hair To Lucky Locks Of Love Recipient http://onion.com/1qbWdee  pic.twitter.com/SHkTE3xhIJ” OMG

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      1. Molly Roth‏ @linoleumsquare 28 Jul 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Based solely off the cropped image, I thought this was supposed to be Daenerys Targaryen's baby picture.

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      1. Mike‏ @itsaMikeGthang 28 Jul 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Hulk Hogan Donates Hair To Lucky Locks Of Love Recipient http://onion.com/1qbWdee  pic.twitter.com/TMvnvSAece” @tribefan248

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      1. Dan Fryer‏ @DryerFryer 28 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion your satire is so misdirected! What about the war gaza? Various missing planes? Come on! The Onion used to be so topical!

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      1. T'A$AP Aspie‏ @ProfessorBLove 28 Jul 2014
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        Lmfao RT @TheOnion: Hulk Hogan Donates Hair To Lucky Locks Of Love Recipient http://onion.com/1qbWdee pic.twitter.com/6J6f4Fbgr3

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      1. S D‏ @DgYrOwnHol 28 Jul 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Hulk Hogan Donates Hair To Lucky Locks Of Love Recipient http://onion.com/1qbWdee  pic.twitter.com/nxzyDv6QC3” @tbd1283

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      1. Charnel House of Pancakes‏ @heyitsurban 28 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion Progeria Daenerys

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      1. Zac Hall‏Verified account @apollozac 28 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion good tweet

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      1. Sandi Lowe‏ @sLoweUTK 29 Jul 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Hulk Hogan Donates Hair To Lucky Locks Of Love Recipient http://onion.com/1qbWdee  pic.twitter.com/032VTkVEPK” @carolelle_e

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      1. Mandy Buck‏ @mandymbuck 29 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion that hulk hogan hair is hilarious!

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      1. Scott‏ @scottmckessy 29 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion

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      1. Bayflow408‏ @Bayflow408 28 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion HAHAHA!

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      1. Andy Schenkel‏ @AndySchenkel 28 Jul 2014
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        @HDTGM If only... “@TheOnion: Hulk Hogan Donates Hair To Lucky Locks Of Love Recipient http://onion.com/1qbWdee  pic.twitter.com/VG6x7bW4Ou”

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      1. Leilani W‏ @Leilani_42 28 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion she looks like a balding Daenerys Targaryen.

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      1. Lil FFTL‏ @xX_3M0_Xx 28 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion This is just as bad as the fucking yt comments I see. Society makes me sad. Depressed, actually. *middle finger**backs out of room

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      1. connie‏ @hotgril10 28 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion wwwwwwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaattttttttttttttttttttttttttt

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      2. Caruthers‏ @Steamb0at_Willy 28 Jul 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Hulk Hogan Donates Hair To Lucky Locks Of Love Recipient http://onion.com/1qbWdee  pic.twitter.com/CNeH9pUPMO” ROFLMAO @sugarspade

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      3. Colonel, it's the Major!‏ @sugarspade 28 Jul 2014
        Replying to @Steamb0at_Willy

        @SteamBoat_Willi LOL!

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