@TheOnion There is probably some amount of truth to this!
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@TheOnion is the awesome.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ElMonte08@TheOnion You can tell this is@TheOnion because 1. Chevron/Exxon already own a PA Sen 2. They went halfsiesThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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If only this wasn't true“
@TheOnion: ExxonMobil, Chevron Locked In Bidding War To Acquire Pennsylvania Senator http://onion.com ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion So very true.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@peternowak Obviously a fake story. Real oil firms would turn him into a joint venture flow-through entity.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Not too far off RT “
@TheOnion: ExxonMobil, Chevron Locked In Bidding War To Acquire Lucrative Pennsylvania Senator http://onion.com/1AqMnMr "Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion probably true lokThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion one wouldn't be wrong to think he was a piece of property.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Okay, okay... are you absolutely sure this isn't true?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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