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@TheOnion Ssshhhh.... y'all are giving away my zombie plague plans. That isn't an Ebola outbreak. Walking Dead for realz!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: In Focus: CDC Officials Announce Free Ice Cream For Everyone, Tasty Ice Cream, And Also There's An Ebola Outbreak"@randall_seanThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Where "ice cream" equals the "entertainment-media complex."Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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