@TheOnion The amount of shoplifting (by customers, at least) in HomeGoods is insane. *former employee*
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@TheOnion Jason Coggins, did you did this to make a mockery of@DunkinDonuts ?#AwesomeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: T.J. Maxx Job Application Just Asks Prospective Employees How Much They Plan To Shoplift http://onion.com/1nNSAxT "@c_brangs - 1 more reply
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@TheOnion: T.J. Maxx Job Application Just Asks Prospective Employees How Much They Plan To Shoplift"@MARAgaritas - 1 more reply
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@BulletRebel@TheOnion yes of course it's for real! You think the Onion prints fiction, sheesh!
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@TheOnion@mayorofponce you're hiring? -
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@mayorofponce@TheOnion depends on how soon you need me to start. Might have to run to the trap first
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@TheOnion @JaksDM18 as an employee I know this to be false!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion "Oh, no more than usual".Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Nordstrom's asks "Have you ever lied?" If you answer "No" don't expect to be hired.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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