“@TheOnion: Executioner Enters Lethal Injection Room With Bag From Home Depot http://onion.com/1pllhh6 ”
Drain cleaner is dangerous.
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@TheOnion was hoping that was going to say "with a bag of salt and vinegar chips"..... Next time. Next time.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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They're not wasting any time “
@TheOnion: Executioner Enters Lethal Injection Room With Bag From Home Depot http://onion.com/1pllhh6 ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion is the executioner named Serge Storms?@Tim_dorseyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion hey, if it worksThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion It is probably safer than a cocktail from Arizona.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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