@TheOnion The Onion is treading too close to truth lately. When it's more accurate than broadcast news -- and it often is -- it's confusing!
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@TheOnion: Report: Most Americans Have Enough Saved For Retirement To Live Comfortably On Streets http://onion.com/1pll9y5 ”@jarrcarrThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Report: Most Americans Have Enough Saved For Retirement To Live Comfortably On Streets http://onion.com/1pll9y5 ” lolThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I have enough for a freeway underpass.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I don't even have that much.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Eternal optimists
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@TheOnion@MichaelPascoe01 Given conclusion's polysyllabism: "life of impoverished transience", most reading will still be unaware of fateThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Report: Most Americans Have Enough Saved For Retirement To Live Comfortably On the Streets." Happy Friday!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion have my street reservationThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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