@TheOnion Offer them a drink when they first arrive. If they pull out a flask, rest assured, your good liquor is safe.
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@faded_2_black@TheOnion LOL Thanks. I don't think you'd want someone addicted to chocolate spending too much time with your children,
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@TheOnion I always search for one who can mix the tykes excellent dry martinis.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: http://onion.com/1pll4ut pic.twitter.com/6biY7MzZKT”@jvddotcom@lbode2000 Good advice to u guys. Me? N/A, I have no responsibilities!
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@MikeKuper@TheOnion@lbode2000 you may not have responsibility but that is exactly what would make you a great babysitter!
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@TheOnion hahaha :)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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