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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 25 Jul 2014

    Executioner Enters Lethal Injection Room With Bag From Home Depot http://onion.com/WHoVv6 pic.twitter.com/g7TXF4E8hn

    12:21 PM - 25 Jul 2014
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    30 replies 560 retweets 500 likes
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      2. Christian‏ @SparkleArtist 25 Jul 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: Executioner Enters Lethal Injection Room With Bag From Home Depot http://onion.com/WHoVv6  pic.twitter.com/LDwpks6LFb” @bigmouthdiva

        1 reply 1 retweet 0 likes
      3. sam chardin‏ @samchardin 25 Jul 2014
        Replying to @SparkleArtist

        @SparkleArtist Land of barbarians.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. The Mad Patriot‏ @TheMadPatriot 25 Jul 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Good they should suffer agonizing deaths like the people they murder who begged for their lives but they still got murdered.

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      1. Sebastian Stockman‏ @substockman 25 Jul 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Leave it to @TheOnion to point out full horror Executioner Enters Lethal Injection Room With Bag From Home Depothttp://onion.com/WHoVv6 

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      1. ShannonEggleton‏ @ShannonEggleton 25 Jul 2014
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        No shame there. “@TheOnion: Executioner Enters Lethal Injection Room With Bag From Home Depot http://onion.com/WHoVv6  pic.twitter.com/l3Gf4GWgZY”

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      1. Padraic Heneghan‏ @heneghanp 25 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion Fuel and Unusual Punishment.

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      1. Eric Woods‏ @Er_Woods 28 Jul 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT that is blea(ch)k

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      1. John Kendle‏ @johnkendle 25 Jul 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @JasonH00per OK, I laughed out loud.

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      1. Carl Trachte‏ @infixum 25 Jul 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @clmerle It would be so much simpler if he just went to Walmart and bought a firearm and some ammo :-\

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      1. I am Jack's pissed off Voting Bloc‏ @crashmanMO 25 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion @clmerle Sometimes #Simple is #Best.

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      1. Dave Scanlan‏ @Davescanlan81 25 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion @Joffey

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      1. Magda‏ @11Magnolias 25 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion May God forgive Amerika, for all the death and misery you have caused around the world, includiing your own citizens..

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      1. dn_snow776‏ @dn_snow776 25 Jul 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Executioner Enters Lethal Injection Room With Bag From Home Depot http://onion.com/WHoVv6  pic.twitter.com/GxYkvaWnxS” R U SERIOUS!?

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      1. ifjeff‏ @ifjeff 25 Jul 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Executioner Enters Lethal Injection Room With Bag From Home Depot http://onion.com/WHoVv6  pic.twitter.com/LPli18wOjx” #ohMy

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      1. poison pen‏ @realpoisonpen 25 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion @sg15z whats the joke?

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