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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 25 Jul 2014

    Report: Countless Invasive Species Detained In EPA Black Sites http://onion.com/1kfeNED pic.twitter.com/SiEJzg2g03

    9:11 AM - 25 Jul 2014
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    • bea n. Rob Herman ☠️ Chard WH Magginis Mike Boorownlee 💀 Greg Scanl🎃n Poorly Drawn Turtle lukas Todd Callaway
    10 replies 135 retweets 120 likes
      1. Chase Thompson‏ @Chaset41 25 Jul 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion not invasive, call them undocumented so we don't hurt their feelings

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      2. Mtbkgrl XX‏ @Mtbkgrl 25 Jul 2014
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        Time better spent RT @TheOnion: Report: Countless Invasive Species Detained In EPA Black Sites http://onion.com/1kfeNED pic.twitter.com/V7ruc7JdL6

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      2. Isaac Baker‏ @isaachbaker 25 Jul 2014
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        And @TomHReynolds is on it "@TheOnion: Report: Invasive Species Detained In EPA Black Sites http://onion.com/1kfeNED pic.twitter.com/xpvOmEPrcc

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      3. Tom Reynolds‏ @TomHReynolds 25 Jul 2014
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        Classified @isaachbaker @TheOnion Report: Invasive Species Detained In EPA Black Sites http://onion.com/1kfeNED pic.twitter.com/movFQc5IYx

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      1.  👻Imperialism Permanently Destroyed Africa 👻‏ @TheChampton 25 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion @ZacharyWillig

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      1. Ethan The Realist‏ @TehBigEZ 25 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion @ROBOCOPS_DAD moth really give a shit about where it is as long as its living? And that especially goes for grass???

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      1. Ethan The Realist‏ @TehBigEZ 25 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion @ROBOCOPS_DAD are you fucking kidding me? Are any of these things sentient? Or near sentient even? Like how much does a fucking ..

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      1. Save The Orcas‏ @orcas_save 25 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion @WhySharksMatter WTF!

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      1. Johnny Hayes‏ @HayesJohnny 25 Jul 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Report: Countless Invasive Species Detained In EPA Black Sites http://onion.com/1kfeNED  pic.twitter.com/cth2mm2Anz” LMAO!!

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      1. Cian Dawson  🏳️‍🌈‏ @cbdawson 25 Jul 2014
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        RT @TheOnion: Report: Countless Invasive Species Detained In EPA Black Sites http://onion.com/1kfeNED pic.twitter.com/u5UGWKL7Ih

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      1. Zack Stein‏ @DasZackenStein 25 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion I don't get it.

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