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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 24 Jul 2014

    Israel’s, Hamas’ Disregard For Palestinian Life Aligning Nicelyhttp://onion.com/1z9Fiyn 

    4:01 PM - 24 Jul 2014
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    • John de Guzmán birdboy2000 Lyndsay Schaefer Ellie Klein ℑing ₭ang Randy Dotinga 🕸🕷Merry Grave Robbers🕷🕸 🇲🇽Calumet Dundee🇨🇦 Dead Bonvivant
    16 replies 209 retweets 160 likes
      1. Jordan Bachrad‏ @WhipplePower 24 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion I find it disturbing any halfway intelligent US citizen would find this either funny or insightful. The French will love it.

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      1. Jordan Bachrad‏ @WhipplePower 24 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion whatever the opposite of nailing it is you just did it. The moral equivalency angle was cute but wrong on multiple levels.

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      1. Vapeasorus Tex‏ @dookeybones 24 Jul 2014
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        @bonedog84 you'll like this “@TheOnion: Israel’s, Hamas’ Disregard For Palestinian Life Aligning Nicely http://onion.com/1z9Fiyn ”

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      1. Rachel O'Brien‏ @Writingrachel 26 Jul 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Israel’s, Hamas’ Disregard For Palestinian Life Aligning Nicely http://onion.com/1z9Fiyn ” Onion actually hit the nail on the head

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      1. Carol Palmer‏ @mogroom 25 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion

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      1. David Miranda‏ @tmcrpr 25 Jul 2014
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        . @TheOnion @g_laborde Y esto qué:pic.twitter.com/gTcXahoQYj

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      1. manuel rosemberg‏ @menyuel 24 Jul 2014
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        Cuando la sátira no requiere de sarcasmo:“@TheOnion: Israel’s, Hamas’ Disregard For Palestinian Life Aligning Nicely http://onion.com/1z9Fiyn ”

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      1. PuppyKhan‏ @PuppyKhan 24 Jul 2014
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        Again @TheOnion w/insightful analysis disguised as humor: Israel’s, Hamas’ Disregard For Palestinian Life Aligning...http://onion.com/1z9Fiyn 

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      1. HASEEZUS‏ @HaseezusTweets 24 Jul 2014
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        Ughhhhhhhhhjj "@TheOnion: Israel’s, Hamas’ Disregard For Palestinian Life Aligning Nicely http://onion.com/1z9Fiyn ”

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      1. Ed Smith‏ @rocketandsquash 24 Jul 2014
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        RT “@TheOnion: Israel’s, Hamas’ Disregard For Palestinian Life Aligning Nicely http://onion.com/1z9Fiyn ”

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      1. Young Deplorable‏ @college_gop_ 24 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion yes that's what happens when you fire 1500 rockets into Israel and hide the weapons in UN building and schools

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      1. fabrice.‏ @fvbrice 24 Jul 2014
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        Damn, The Onion just nailed it. RT @TheOnion: Israel’s, Hamas’ Disregard For Palestinian Life Aligning Nicely http://onion.com/1z9Fiyn ”

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      1. George Le Masurier‏ @glemasurier 24 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion Does this fall into the "sad but true" department?http://onion.com/1z9Fiyn 

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