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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 24 Jul 2014

    Nation’s Gratuitously Sexual Couples Announce Plans To Wait In Line At Six Flags http://onion.com/1qCXMXj pic.twitter.com/LbaYuecA1c

    1:09 PM - 24 Jul 2014
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    • Sarah Jacob Moore nay but this time it's halloween aly 𝓁𝑒𝓂𝑜𝓃𝑔𝓇𝒶𝒷 Tanya Fort wednesday⚰🎃🦇🕸🕷🧛🏻‍♂️🧟‍♂️ Solitary Confinement Jibber: Fader Of Public 🙅🏼‍♂️
    12 replies 188 retweets 313 likes
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      2. joe‏ @jweiss713 24 Jul 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        .@TheOnion @StephenSchu the last line is the best line.

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      3. Stephen Schumacher‏ @StephenSchu 24 Jul 2014
        Replying to @jweiss713

        @jweiss713 @TheOnion it's spot on

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      1. ben‏ @humanbeingbean 24 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion The blaring sun only adds to their fervor

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      1. Brian Gosling‏ @90yehafnairb 24 Jul 2014
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        @JoeStace05 @TheOnion haha I saw this. Fucking perfect.

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      1. Dave‏ @dave26684 26 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion I'm curiously aroused

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      1. Christian Thorn‏ @CThornBcn 25 Jul 2014
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        #TGIF @TheOnion Nations Gratuitously Sexual Couple Announce Plan To Wait In Line At Six Flags http://onion.com/1qCXMXj pic.twitter.com/Wo2F8A9sSX

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      2. David Berezin‏ @davidberezin 24 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion @chgrennan do u think they r talkin bout us?

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      3. Cleopatra's‏ @CleopatrasUS 24 Jul 2014
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        @davidberezin http://eonli.ne/1ofwIuf 

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      1. Laxcoach_Dana‏ @danagundlach 24 Jul 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Nation’s Gratuitously Sexual Couples Announce Plans To Wait In Line At Six Flags http://onion.com/1qCXMXj  pic.twitter.com/4c0KdxMdlB”

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      1. Andrew Asdell‏ @andrewjasdell 24 Jul 2014
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        .@TheOnion I had thought they were sticking to Cedar Point, their breeding grounds.

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      1. Miles Tails Prower‏ @Deltaflyer_19 24 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion Oh dear god! Not going 2 Six Flags this time! :P

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