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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 24 Jul 2014

    Obama To Cut Costs By Packing Lunch Every Day For U.S. Populace http://onion.com/UvK49H pic.twitter.com/94gKR78SYt

    12:05 PM - 24 Jul 2014
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      1. Daily Potato News‏ @dailypotatonews 29 Jul 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion FURTHER UPDATES on this article❗️ The Joint Chiefs of Staff chime in❗️Click ➡️ http://wp.me/p4nebw-Wr 

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      1. Susan Schueler‏ @SusanSchueler 24 Jul 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane great ..school lunch at work... Thanks!

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      1. Bryce Williams‏ @brycew_ 24 Jul 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: Obama To Cut Costs By Packing Lunch Every Day For U.S. Populace http://onion.com/UvK49H  pic.twitter.com/JK3yhVApIJ” how thoughtful

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      1. Rose Ann Patchan‏ @Roses2112 24 Jul 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane what else is this spawn going to do to take From American people to the illegals. Good job spawn voters..😈👿😈👿

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      1. Pardon me‏ @rbaumannjr 24 Jul 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion He better remove my crust! Hate the crust.

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      2. james obrien‏ @jamjobrien 24 Jul 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion I dont think thts ture

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      4. james obrien‏ @jamjobrien 24 Jul 2014
        Replying to @Just_Folan

        @Just_Folan @TheOnion just making sure

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      2. Rose Ann Patchan‏ @Roses2112 24 Jul 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane this is for his illegal immigrants.. Not for Americans. Wake up people.

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
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      2. Ben Albert‏ @BenjaminAlbert_ 24 Jul 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Obama To Cut Costs By Packing Lunch Every Day For U.S. Populace http://onion.com/UvK49H  @geoffdaniels1

        1 reply 1 retweet 0 likes
      3. Geoff Daniels‏ @geoffdaniels1 24 Jul 2014
        Replying to @BenjaminAlbert_

        @This_Human_Bean @TheOnion finally my cold cut acumen will be in demand

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Antonio Ugarte‏ @UgarteBKiddinMe 24 Jul 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Obama To Cut Costs By Packing Lunch Every Day For U.S. Populace http://onion.com/UvK49H  pic.twitter.com/ql8ijcq9aQ” @Markus_Evich

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      1. Huh‏ @Clutch_Gamer 24 Jul 2014
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        @kzoogjjk “@TheOnion: Obama To Cut Costs By Packing Lunch Every Day For U.S. Populace http://onion.com/UvK49H  pic.twitter.com/HouYjpsT2R”

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      1. Batoul‏ @BatoulHusein 24 Jul 2014
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        .@TheOnion Quesadillas and potato wedges for me, nigger.

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      1. Jason Mulligan‏ @jasonmulligan 24 Jul 2014
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        @theonion zombie obama!?!?!

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      1. Brendan Farrington‏Verified account @bsfarrington 24 Jul 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Hold the mayo on mine, please "@TheOnion Obama To Cut Costs By Packing Lunch Every Day For U.S. Populace http://onion.com/UvK49H  "

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      1. Sabs‏ @WickedTongue18 24 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion Haha we need to save money so we can continue to fund the slaughter of innocent men, women and children in #gaza. #GazaUnderAttack

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