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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 24 Jul 2014

    Israel’s, Hamas’ Disregard For Palestinian Life Aligning Nicely http://onion.com/1nXR8mT pic.twitter.com/GnmPBnmGYp

    9:28 AM - 24 Jul 2014
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    • Seth Wainer Antonis Polemitis Elisa Frye Thomas Murphy ♪M. L. Williams♫ John Ethan Orloff 👻 Petty in Pink 🎃 Rationalista_
    26 replies 374 retweets 246 likes
      1. Uria Ohana‏ @Uriaohana 24 Jul 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Just think about this: #hamas, with different approach could've had a subway system under #gaza these days. #TerrorTunnels

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      2. Sugaree 🇺🇸 🐰‏ @sugaree71 24 Jul 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Israel’s, Hamas’ Disregard For Palestinian Life Aligning Nicely http://onion.com/1nXR8mT  pic.twitter.com/kN2QuZeEJZ”/#reiders

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      1. Paul‏ @expremierepage 24 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion I though this was meant to be satire..?

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      2. Leland Kinnar‏ @echoes120 24 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion Give me a break. Israel WARNS the Palestinians before they strike. HAMAS uses them as shields, refuse to let them leave.

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      1. Avantika Mehta‏ @bitingfriends 25 Jul 2014
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        spot on. @TheOnion: Israel’s, Hamas’ Disregard For Palestinian Life Aligning Nicely http://onion.com/1nXR8mT  pic.twitter.com/ESylhU3PlK”

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      1. Seth Wainer‏ @sethwainer 24 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion Favorite tweet of the conflict so far

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      2. Alec Rider‏ @alecrider 24 Jul 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion I let this one have leeway until the end. Israel has accepted every peace proposal (Egypt, UN) Hamas keeps lobbing rockets.

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Banditas Pierogas‏ @prstskrzkrk 24 Jul 2014
        Replying to @alecrider

        @alecrider except they haven't - they've rejected anything proposed by Hamas (conditions like 'being allowed to leave Gaza'). But nice try.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Alec Rider‏ @alecrider 24 Jul 2014
        Replying to @prstskrzkrk

        @kubiczyn What don't you understand about Israel not negotiating with terrorists? Also, try talking to Egypt about the blockade. Nice try.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Banditas Pierogas‏ @prstskrzkrk 24 Jul 2014
        Replying to @alecrider

        @alecrider so do you defend the bombing of the UN school today? How is that anything beyond war crime?

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      6. Alec Rider‏ @alecrider 24 Jul 2014
        Replying to @prstskrzkrk

        @kubiczyn Don't leave rockets in UN chartered schools, is the moral of that story.

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      1. cari machet‏ @carimachet 24 Jul 2014
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        umn fuck off freedom fighters are not disregarding anyone's life here YOU are disregarding reality however @TheOnion @libdemwasjailed

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      1. Jeff Shuman‏ @jeff_shuman 24 Jul 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Israel’s, Hamas’ Disregard For Palestinian Life Aligning Nicely http://onion.com/1nXR8mT  pic.twitter.com/M1dkrOssEN” No sarcasm here.

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      1. ghazal‏ @gimmi4 24 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion as usual :(

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      1. Rafael‏ @aschops 24 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion Palestinians support Hamas's strategy of not quitting fighting until blockade is lifted. You don't speak for them, Zionist scum.

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      1. Anando‏ @nandmeister 24 Jul 2014
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