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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 23 Jul 2014

    AP Reporter In Gaza Needs Another Term For ‘Blood-Soaked’ http://onion.com/1jVIKsW pic.twitter.com/rVFgioUVW1

    11:40 AM - 23 Jul 2014
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    • D Watkinson Egan Richardson gramps thinking about making my name spooky The Wanking Dead Patrick Candy Marie Greene tyler the very anxious dodger fan Valentino Mendez
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      1. Urwah Iz Lahve  ❤‏ @urwa45 23 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion @SumairaJajja

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      1. Laura Shotzbarger‏ @LShotzbarger 23 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion too soon!!!

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      1. Rene Rubalcaba‏ @Gurnae 23 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion #toosoon

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      1. Fibber McTreason‏ @MattZ_NYC 23 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion "state sponsored murder of innocents?"

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      1. Marcus&Knuckles‏ @EastEndChild 23 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion if there's any way to make fhis genocide slightly humorous, the onion still can't find it

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      1. David Morrissey‏ @daithimo 23 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion not amusing

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      1. Eric Winer‏ @TheWeeklyWiner 23 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion Vascular System Liquid-Infused.

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      1. Eric Winer‏ @TheWeeklyWiner 23 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion @billmaher Promising to open "The Super Bowl Of The Gates Of Hell," Hamas is thinking of changing their name to The Hamas Broncos.

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      1. Seven Costanza‏ @missgreyday 23 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion sad

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      1. LifeDoc‏ @LifedocDoc 23 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion I don't see enough Red to be definitive. This saga goes on for years, like a soap opera that never dies. This is ratings week.

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      2. PD Collins‏ @LilDocCollins 23 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion Truly not funny, when baby's brains are still in the streets.

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      3. Jessie Cat‏ @Jessieluvscats 23 Jul 2014
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        @outmykidsmouths @TheOnion A valid & poignant article from @democracynow http://m.democracynow.org/stories/14519  #peace #warcrimes #Gaza #Palestine

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      1. bill krajewski‏ @WilliamKrajewsk 23 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion

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      1. catherine the 1st‏ @catifordnicci 23 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion How about dead?

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      1. SelfImmolator‏ @SelfImmolator85 23 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion lol it's funny cause it's true

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