@TheOnion wait... This is a real story…
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@Benj_oman In case you've not noticed, all the American Voices are real stories. They just have made-up commentary.@TheOnion -
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@Benj_oman It's true, I promise you.
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@TheOnion The revolution will be televised - via the elevator camera. The new Jim Crow includes whites - separate but equal? Gimme a break!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion This is the real America! All power to the people (rich people)!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion ZEY ARE KAIPITALIZT PIGZ WHO BUN IN FEELTHY HELL.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion as if the rich would let the poor live within 6 miles of them. let alone next door. I love the Onion's satire!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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