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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 23 Jul 2014

    [American Voices] NYC Approves Apartment Building With Separate ‘Rich Doors,’ ‘Poor Doors’ http://onion.com/1tA9z6p  #WhatDoYouThink?

    8:10 AM - 23 Jul 2014
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    10 replies 78 retweets 69 likes
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      2. Ben Joman‏ @Benj_oman 23 Jul 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion wait... This is a real story…

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. George Kaplan‏ @GKNByNW 23 Jul 2014
        Replying to @Benj_oman

        @Benj_oman In case you've not noticed, all the American Voices are real stories. They just have made-up commentary. @TheOnion

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Ben Joman‏ @Benj_oman 23 Jul 2014
        Replying to @GKNByNW

        @GKNByNW @TheOnion really! Very interesting if that's true… and that's a big if.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. George Kaplan‏ @GKNByNW 23 Jul 2014
        Replying to @Benj_oman

        @Benj_oman It's true, I promise you.

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. End of conversation
      1. Brat brat double t‏ @btober7 24 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion finally

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      1. joseph  🍭 🎀‏ @josephkeith_ 23 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion @GOPTeens

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      2. Baguette‏ @Bahguette 23 Jul 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @Vicas3 reality sticks it to The Onion again.

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      3. "www".@Vicas‏ @Vicas3 23 Jul 2014
        Replying to @Bahguette

        @JiefuSA @TheOnion American Voices always uses real news, but sometimes it's so ridiculous it's hard to tell

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Baguette‏ @Bahguette 23 Jul 2014
        Replying to @Vicas3

        @Vicas3 @TheOnion If someone at the onion submitted this, their boss would say "trying to troll, huh?"

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. "www".@Vicas‏ @Vicas3 23 Jul 2014
        Replying to @Bahguette

        @JiefuSA @TheOnion "Sorry but this is a little too unbelievable, try again"

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      1. Meesto‏ @Sto_ology 23 Jul 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion The revolution will be televised - via the elevator camera. The new Jim Crow includes whites - separate but equal? Gimme a break!

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      1. Starman‏ @michaelstack10 23 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion This is the real America! All power to the people (rich people)!

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      1. Archie Sullivan‏ @AtlasJan 23 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion ZEY ARE KAIPITALIZT PIGZ WHO BUN IN FEELTHY HELL.

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      1. Laurie Allyn Kittle‏ @LaurieAllynKitt 23 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion as if the rich would let the poor live within 6 miles of them. let alone next door. I love the Onion's satire!!

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