@TheOnion 1. Win lottery; 2. Vanish mysteriously; 3. Have a nice life.
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@TheOnion@TheKennyLane don't we all have a pretty good idea? LolThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion @dclanpatsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Carol is SUCH a godddamned hoe.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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