“@TheOnion: Lifeguard Would Save Drowning Man, But Who Is He To Play God? http://onion.com/WBCf4j pic.twitter.com/Y3w2wbNFHA” @McCasey1993
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“@TheOnion: Lifeguard Would Save Drowning Man, But Who Is He To Play God? http://onion.com/WBCf4j pic.twitter.com/Y3w2wbNFHA” @McCasey1993
@TheOnion @charlieheimes70 are you subtweeting me?
@willymaybz @TheOnion yes, you have no right to decide who lives and who doesn't william.
“@TheOnion: Lifeguard Would Save Drowning Man, But Who Is He To Play God? http://onion.com/WBCf4j pic.twitter.com/BrYnFntv5W” @pseminatore it's u
@pseminatore @TheOnion luckily the afternoon position switch came and it's somebody else's problem
“@TheOnion: Lifeguard Would Save Drowning Man, But Who Is He To Play God? http://onion.com/WBCf4j pic.twitter.com/68g0KRQmX9” @murphalurph09
“@TheOnion: Lifeguard Would Save Drowning Man, But Who Is He To Play God? http://onion.com/WBCf4j pic.twitter.com/PGm0U4yK55” @littleliedle
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“@TheOnion:Lifeguard Would Save Drowning Man, But Who Is HeToPlay God? http://onion.com/WBCf4j pic.twitter.com/1ZPSkucTXp”@kmm96_ @KAiT_LetEmHate
Brilliant “@TheOnion: Lifeguard Would Save Drowning Man, But Who Is He To Play God? http://onion.com/WBCf4j pic.twitter.com/pF4td4KJ1t”
“@TheOnion: Lifeguard Would Save Drowning Man, But Who Is He To Play God? http://onion.com/WBCf4j pic.twitter.com/hQ419TSMVr” Awesome
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