@TheOnion no birth control, no abortions then we don't want no stinking viagra. Down with the penis!
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@TheOnion@partyshrimp Sweet! It's unfortunate I'm not pregnant, because this new legislation makes me *really* want to go for an abortion!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Many anti-abortion activists are out to lunch on this abortion issue. Women should have the right to have abortions periodThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion thank youThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@UN Shelter Bombed in GAZA, window of evacuation was never granted? Why?@HHShkMohd@BarackObama@Putin@UAEMissionToUN @pmharper -
@TheOnion@UN@HHShkMohd@BarackObama@Putin@UAEMissionToUN @pmharper all Airlines must withdraw going to Israel Removing Suspensions? STOP
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@TheOnion now following you only if you follow back.
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@TheOnion this is disgusting, Women's Health Care & Rights unreasonable Political Agenda that will fail miserably wait & see Suppression USAThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion More dead baby jokes!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion make them run an assault course first, then the moat, then the wall...in fact, use Takeshi's Castle as a yardstick..good onion!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Sounds like a Dr. I know-"It costs millions to have Dr.s listen for a page because they have to stop what they're doing.."err wha?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Seems reasonable.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion and not just online-- like LEGIT I read the newspapers haha#imsoantiquated#arenewspapersobsoleteyetornaThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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