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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 22 Jul 2014

    New Anti-Abortion Legislation Requires Doctors To Scale 18-Foot Wall Surrounding Clinic http://onion.com/WBtCXq pic.twitter.com/CC9rQhw5eP

    10:35 AM - 22 Jul 2014
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      1. melissaBallen‏ @melissa21dba 22 Jul 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion yet we cannot secure the mexico border

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      1. SleepyMayDay‏ @SleepyMayDay 22 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion I love you guys. :))))

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      1. Zach Roberts‏ @zachsaysthis 22 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion world war z

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      2. Oikos Community‏ @OikosCommunity 22 Jul 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Doctor claims; "It's worth it for that unrivaled satisfaction of knowing at the end of the day that I took at least 1 human life."

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      1. JR Kellen‏ @JR_kell 22 Jul 2014
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        @evan_skillman read the article 😂😂

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      1. Al Erickson‏ @MetroCoffee1fan 25 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion @KittenKoder Electric fence, moat, alligators and sharpshooters incl.. Killing drs is okay if harassment fails to dissuade them.

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      1. omnes perituri sumus‏ @JimRaker 22 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion Wow, this is great! I've shared this here! http://rebelmouse.com/haxman  http://rbl.ms/Un6OZQ 

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      1. Sneebs‏ @th3FatRat 22 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion sorry but I'm gonna have to unfollow you cus of the stupid pop up on your site

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      1. Save S S & Medicare‏ @jettramel 22 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion @TJWoodstockNY WTF? are they fuck bat shit crazy, Damn I thought my state was bad. I thought this tweet a joke. LORD?

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      1. Erin Bennett‏ @erind1491 22 Jul 2014
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        I ❤️ you, @TheOnion. RT: New Anti-Abortion Legislation Requires Doctors To Scale 18-Foot Wall http://onion.com/WBtCXq pic.twitter.com/zXOvg8x9vY

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      1. Mark Kirbabas‏ @cubman10 22 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion a

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      1. Izzibee Weaver‏ @IzzibeeW 22 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion @TheFPShow This is too funny. Loved the "nothing stopping from running start or using chalk" thanks for posting! Lol!

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      1. Izzy‏ @Izdureal 22 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion @TheFPShow Such a stupid law

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      1. geo8x6‏ @geo8x6 22 Jul 2014
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      1. Believe ZiiPo ‏ @MrApeXGFX 22 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion @TheFPShow Wow... no one understands that The Onion is just a joke... you people are dumb

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      1. Terry Shute BS‏ @OCT0GRAM 22 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion Yuk yuk. Murdering infants in the womb is pretty funny.

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