@TheOnion yet we cannot secure the mexico border
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@TheOnion I love you guys. :))))Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion world war zThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Doctor claims; "It's worth it for that unrivaled satisfaction of knowing at the end of the day that I took at least 1 human life." - 1 more reply
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@evan_skillman read the article
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@TheOnion@KittenKoder Electric fence, moat, alligators and sharpshooters incl.. Killing drs is okay if harassment fails to dissuade them.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Wow, this is great! I've shared this here! http://rebelmouse.com/haxman http://rbl.ms/Un6OZQThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion sorry but I'm gonna have to unfollow you cus of the stupid pop up on your siteThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@TJWoodstockNY WTF? are they fuck bat shit crazy, Damn I thought my state was bad. I thought this tweet a joke. LORD?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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you, @TheOnion. RT: New Anti-Abortion Legislation Requires Doctors To Scale 18-Foot Wall http://onion.com/WBtCXq pic.twitter.com/zXOvg8x9vY
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@TheOnion@TheFPShow This is too funny. Loved the "nothing stopping from running start or using chalk" thanks for posting! Lol!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@TheFPShow Such a stupid lawThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@TheFPShow Wow... no one understands that The Onion is just a joke... you people are dumbThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Yuk yuk. Murdering infants in the womb is pretty funny.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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