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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 21 Jul 2014

    Marvel Reimagines Green Goblin As Left-Handedhttp://onion.com/1sGYa71 

    7:45 PM - 21 Jul 2014
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    27 replies 258 retweets 273 likes
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      2. Christian Campbell  🇺🇸 🇨🇦 🇬🇧‏Verified account @uscanuk 22 Jul 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        My people are finally getting representation. “@TheOnion: Marvel Reimagines Green Goblin As Left-Handed http://onion.com/1sGYa71 ”

        1 reply 3 retweets 6 likes
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      1. Jeff Goldsmith‏ @yogoldsmith 21 Jul 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The Onion's first real news story! RT @TheOnion: Marvel Reimagines Green Goblin As Left-Handedhttp://onion.com/1sGYa71 

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      1. Gene Forsythe‏ @genofors 21 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion @bjforsythe And I say it's about freakin' time!

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      1. Ryan Hatzenbuhler‏ @RyanHatz 21 Jul 2014
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        @Mexinate @brett2814 @PageLouie RT @TheOnion: Marvel Reimagines Green Goblin As Left-Handedhttp://onion.com/1sGYa71 

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      1. Dan‏ @TheSpanishGame 21 Jul 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @DeanMMorrow finally. “@TheOnion: Marvel Reimagines Green Goblin As Left-Handed http://onion.com/1sGYa71 ”

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      1. Daniel Basden‏ @dbasden 21 Jul 2014
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        But this...👍 Haha “@TheOnion: Marvel Reimagines Green Goblin As Left-Handed http://onion.com/1sGYa71 ”

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      1. john o'brien‏ @UncleOok 21 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion insert #SinisterSix joke here.

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      1. Scott Collura‏Verified account @ScottCollura 21 Jul 2014
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        RT “@TheOnion: Marvel Reimagines Green Goblin As Left-Handed http://onion.com/1sGYa71 ”

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      2. Brewster‏ @IamBrewster 21 Jul 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Marvel Reimagines Green Goblin As Left-Handed http://onion.com/1sGYa71 ” @JordanVanDyk11

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Jordan Van Dyk‏ @JordanVanDyk11 21 Jul 2014
        Replying to @IamBrewster

        RT @IamBrewster "“@TheOnion: Marvel Reimagines Green Goblin As Left-Handed http://onion.com/1sGYa71  ” @JordanVanDyk11" LMAO

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      1. boxwatcher‏ @boxwatcher 22 Jul 2014
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        OUTRAGE! "@TheOnion: Marvel Reimagines Green Goblin As Left-Handed http://onion.com/1sGYa71 ”

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      1. WATL BRAIN DIN‏ @MEMO_WATL_BRAIN 22 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion thor as a girl is acceptable, even the black captain america, but this... im out of marvel comics, FOR EVER!!!

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      1. Derek Williams‏ @tomservomst3000 21 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion

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      2. Evan Aguilar‏ @EvanAguilar 21 Jul 2014
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        Marvel is always innovating! @AgentAguilar “@TheOnion: Marvel Reimagines Green Goblin As Left-Handed http://onion.com/1sGYa71 ”

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Danny Aguilar‏ @AgentAguilar 21 Jul 2014
        Replying to @EvanAguilar

        @EvanAguilar @TheOnion lol

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      1. Maria Janosko‏ @mariajanosko 21 Jul 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Marvel Reimagines Green Goblin As Left-Handed http://onion.com/1sGYa71 ” oh.my.god

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      1. Can I cry at MY job interview?‏ @Ominabeshi 21 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion I just think they should create new characters if they want to make south paws, this is obvious pandering!

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      1. Jen Inglis‏ @jjjinglis 21 Jul 2014
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        Lefties unite! “@TheOnion: Marvel Reimagines Green Goblin As Left-Handed http://onion.com/1sGYa71 ”

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      1. Sean‏ @Sage_Shirt 21 Jul 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Marvel Reimagines Green Goblin As Left-Handed http://onion.com/1sGYa71 ” I legit laughed out loud

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