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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 21 Jul 2014

    Marvel Reimagines Green Goblin As Left-Handed http://onion.com/1p2YFSo pic.twitter.com/P9z5JeC5rg

    12:28 PM - 21 Jul 2014
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    • alfredo Rob Matthew the spectre of babski chia Tu amigo Robi Grant Watts Tooting Mahorn Rob Sarvis Joshua Fechter 📝
    59 replies 921 retweets 670 likes
      1. Francesca “Basic Witch” Lyn‏ @francescalyn 21 Jul 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: Marvel Reimagines Green Goblin As Left-Handed http://onion.com/1p2YFSo  pic.twitter.com/Z53qp15uMl” nailed it

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      1. Wanton Walrus‏ @theattackening 21 Jul 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion So I guess it's "wrong" to be a Right-Handed American now? Way to go, Marvel. You've lost another subscriber.

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      2. Calyn‏ @Babs_214 21 Jul 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @Mastabas "@TheOnion: Marvel Reimagines Green Goblin As Left-Handed http://onion.com/1p2YFSo  pic.twitter.com/YnUdcz9inz”

        1 reply 1 retweet 0 likes
      3. tristan‏ @Mastabas 21 Jul 2014
        Replying to @Babs_214

        @Babs_214 @TheOnion no marvel don't touch my precious green goblin!

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. PARADOX.‏ @Lillytrona 21 Jul 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @PeacockPlumage se les está yendo ya.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3.  🏳‍ 🌈 alberto  🏳‍ 🌈‏ @mymutantheart 21 Jul 2014
        Replying to @Lillytrona

        @Lillytrona @TheOnion ¿Tan importante es que sea diestro o zurdo? 'm

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      4. PARADOX.‏ @Lillytrona 21 Jul 2014
        Replying to @mymutantheart

        @PeacockPlumage @TheOnion yo no asumo la vida.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5.  🏳‍ 🌈 alberto  🏳‍ 🌈‏ @mymutantheart 21 Jul 2014
        Replying to @Lillytrona

        @Lillytrona No sé, yo creo que dramatizan demasiado, tampoco creo que cambie demasiado las cosas que ahora sea zurdo xD.

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      6.  🐻Kuma Sennin 🐻‏ @_SaintIago_ 21 Jul 2014
        Replying to @mymutantheart

        @PeacockPlumage Entiendo a @Lillytrona . Our infancias are gone :c

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. ☞Ⓖⓐⓡⓨ Ⓟⓐⓡⓚⓔⓡ☜‏ @WiteWulf 22 Jul 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        .@TheOnion @jonnwhaley FREAKS! Don’t they see what this is doing to our children? WON’T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!!!!111!!1!111 😢

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Esme Cannot‏ @EsmeCannot 22 Jul 2014
        Replying to @WiteWulf

        @WiteWulf @TheOnion @jonnwhaley sinister!

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      4. ☞Ⓖⓐⓡⓨ Ⓟⓐⓡⓚⓔⓡ☜‏ @WiteWulf 22 Jul 2014
        Replying to @EsmeCannot

        @EsmeCannot @TheOnion @jonnwhaley dexter!

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Bassim El-Wakil‏ @Bass_Wakil 21 Jul 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: Marvel Reimagines Green Goblin As Left-Handed http://onion.com/1p2YFSo  pic.twitter.com/1R3Uff6Jjy” Oh Onion. Eases the pain.

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      1. Logan Bowers‏ @loganb 21 Jul 2014
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        FINALLY! “@TheOnion: Marvel Reimagines Green Goblin As Left-Handed http://onion.com/1p2YFSo  pic.twitter.com/FUTUO4yPR4”

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      1. Joe Grunenwald‏ @joegrunenwald 21 Jul 2014
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        AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh fuck RT @TheOnion: Marvel Reimagines Green Goblin As Left-Handed http://onion.com/1p2YFSo pic.twitter.com/HpLzpgUqd5

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      1. Incredi-halfastro‏ @halfastro 21 Jul 2014
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        THIS TIME THEY HAVE GONE TOO FAR! RT @TheOnion Marvel Reimagines Green Goblin As Left-Handed http://onion.com/1p2YFSo 

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      1. Jordan Flores‏ @WhereDaFloIs 21 Jul 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Marvel Reimagines Green Goblin As Left-Handed http://onion.com/1p2YFSo  pic.twitter.com/7d0QMsDOvK” @TheShep3000

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      1. Mike Brady‏ @bradyboy2121 21 Jul 2014
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        @Tjbueno6 "@TheOnion: Marvel Reimagines Green Goblin As Left-Handed http://onion.com/1p2YFSo  pic.twitter.com/vdWeo0PyKH”

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      2. Maggie‏ @Maggie_Givinchy 21 Jul 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @omgkathy I specifically retweeted this with you in mind and if you did not respond to it I was going to send it to you, lol.

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      3. kathy selph‏ @omgkathy 21 Jul 2014
        Replying to @Maggie_Givinchy

        @Maggie_Shell @TheOnion bahahahaha, honestly it took me a second to comprehend, but I'm so glad you thought of me!

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