“@TheOnion: Marvel Reimagines Green Goblin As Left-Handed http://onion.com/1p2YFSo pic.twitter.com/Z53qp15uMl” nailed it
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“@TheOnion: Marvel Reimagines Green Goblin As Left-Handed http://onion.com/1p2YFSo pic.twitter.com/Z53qp15uMl” nailed it
@TheOnion So I guess it's "wrong" to be a Right-Handed American now? Way to go, Marvel. You've lost another subscriber.
@Mastabas "@TheOnion: Marvel Reimagines Green Goblin As Left-Handed http://onion.com/1p2YFSo pic.twitter.com/YnUdcz9inz”
@TheOnion @PeacockPlumage se les está yendo ya.
@Lillytrona @TheOnion ¿Tan importante es que sea diestro o zurdo? 'm
@PeacockPlumage @TheOnion yo no asumo la vida.
@Lillytrona No sé, yo creo que dramatizan demasiado, tampoco creo que cambie demasiado las cosas que ahora sea zurdo xD.
@PeacockPlumage Entiendo a @Lillytrona . Our infancias are gone :c
.@TheOnion @jonnwhaley FREAKS! Don’t they see what this is doing to our children? WON’T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!!!!111!!1!111 
“@TheOnion: Marvel Reimagines Green Goblin As Left-Handed http://onion.com/1p2YFSo pic.twitter.com/1R3Uff6Jjy”
Oh Onion. Eases the pain.
FINALLY! “@TheOnion: Marvel Reimagines Green Goblin As Left-Handed http://onion.com/1p2YFSo pic.twitter.com/FUTUO4yPR4”
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THIS TIME THEY HAVE GONE TOO FAR! RT @TheOnion Marvel Reimagines Green Goblin As Left-Handed http://onion.com/1p2YFSo
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@Tjbueno6 "@TheOnion: Marvel Reimagines Green Goblin As Left-Handed http://onion.com/1p2YFSo pic.twitter.com/vdWeo0PyKH”
@Maggie_Shell @TheOnion bahahahaha, honestly it took me a second to comprehend, but I'm so glad you thought of me!
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