@TheOnion Children would probably be better off, in general.
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@DeanMMorrow “@TheOnion: [American Voices] “I’d hire a dog to do all my parenting if I could” http://onion.com/UklJ73 pic.twitter.com/fgGPjimuNu”
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@TheOnion what on earth would u be doing thatThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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this could be you
@SmithStCrx! RT@TheOnion [American Voices] “I’d hire a dog to do all my parenting if I could.”http://onion.com/UklJ73Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I am available, and I have experience with children!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion bahahahahahaThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion : How can any human say that? Parenting is such a pleasure and an honour. Well. The changed times and attitudesThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I actually want to know if these stock image people get royalties each time their images are used. For years.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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