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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 20 Jul 2014

    In Focus: Sherpa Who Led Neil Armstrong To Moon Dead At 71 http://onion.com/WkI4TB pic.twitter.com/pr11IhvKzE

    11:00 AM - 20 Jul 2014
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      1. SwearBot‏ @NepalSwears 22 Jul 2014
        Replying to @Kancha_123

        @dr_sherpa @TheOnion Onion is a fuckin spoof brand.They've even conned the Iranian authorities in the past.Don't let them get on your nerves

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      1. Stuti Basnyet‏ @Sbasnyet 21 Jul 2014
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        hehe “@TheOnion: In Focus: Sherpa Who Led Neil Armstrong To Moon Dead At 71 http://onion.com/WkI4TB  pic.twitter.com/oCGBTmIBju”

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      1. Kunda Dixit‏ @kundadixit 20 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion And he did it without oxygen.

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      1. Flatlander Mtneering‏ @FlatlanderMtn 20 Jul 2014
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        Good man. "@TheOnion: In Focus: Sherpa Who Led Neil Armstrong To Moon Dead At 71 http://onion.com/WkI4TB  pic.twitter.com/2egfAMvhNv”

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      1. Ted‏ @tedreally 20 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion the moon is not that far from the top of Everest.

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      1. PostSurgeOperative‏ @PostSurgeOp 20 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion You won't be laughing so hard when Buzz Aldrin knocks your lights out!

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      1. Anbarasan‏ @king_pearl 20 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion Brave Hearts..!! Universe also having the people who are afraid of Giant Wheels.!! :)

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      2. Marek‏ @maro55 20 Jul 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion You're so full of s..t Onion. It was Lance Armstrong who climbed the moon.

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      1. John Culvenor‏ @johnculvenor 4 Aug 2014
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        What is the highest mountain on the moon? @TheOnion @TheFPShow

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      1. realScrantonStrangler666‏ @guac_ 27 Jul 2014
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        RT@TheOnion: In Focus: Sherpa Who Led Neil Armstrong To Moon Dead At 71 http://onion.com/WkI4TB pic.twitter.com/IzGuOirqi1

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      1. andrew liszewski‏ @aliszewski 20 Jul 2014
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        Tragic. “@TheOnion: In Focus: Sherpa Who Led Neil Armstrong To Moon Dead At 71 http://onion.com/WkI4TB  pic.twitter.com/mOLxfjfJ4s”

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      1. Troy Mestler‏ @troymestler 20 Jul 2014
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        “@TheOnion: In Focus: Sherpa Who Led Neil Armstrong To Moon Dead At 71 http://onion.com/WkI4TB  pic.twitter.com/yCMexpGgCt”

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      1. Daniel DiPrinzio‏ @ddiprinzio 20 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion Very funny. (not the part about his death)

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      1. terry jee‏ @terryjee 20 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion PEACE AND LUVV FOR ALLLL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!https://soundcloud.com/restylers/terry-jee-peace-and-love-molella-phil-jay-original-radio-mix …

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      1. a.lydia‏ @aheebwalydia 20 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion @bazanye rip....but did they actually reach? ? Or step on it Nwe

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