@TheOnion Casey Kasem could really use a request & dedication right about now. #findshaggy
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@TheOnion: Man Concerned He Spread Himself Too Thin Between Eating Sandwich, Watching Television http://onion.com/UeDsN9 ” I've done this.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion That's why I only eat during commercials, with the TV muted.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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