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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 18 Jul 2014

    Palestinians Starting To Have Mixed Feelings About Being Used As Human Shieldshttp://onion.com/1kDBywC 

    8:00 PM - 18 Jul 2014
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    42 replies 361 retweets 303 likes
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      2. Lina Khalaf‏ @Linakhalaf4 18 Jul 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion making fun of Innocent Palestinians being murdered by Israel is disgusting. Ur satire is filled with Israeli propaganda

        3 replies 8 retweets 5 likes
      3. Dan Rapp‏ @danrapp 18 Jul 2014
        Replying to @Linakhalaf4

        @Linakhalaf4 Strangely, the Onion showed us the first real step in ending the conflict long term. Hamas must go and Palis must toss them.

        1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
      4. Lina Khalaf‏ @Linakhalaf4 18 Jul 2014
        Replying to @danrapp

        @danrapp actually it's more like the Israeli occupation & subjugation of Palestinians must end & the world must help end it.

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Dan Rapp‏ @danrapp 19 Jul 2014
        Replying to @Linakhalaf4

        @Linakhalaf4 Israel forcefully removed every last jew from gaza - ended occupation. The response? Hamas, terror, rockets.

        1 reply 1 retweet 3 likes
      6. Lina Khalaf‏ @Linakhalaf4 19 Jul 2014
        Replying to @danrapp

        @danrapp lol ended the occupation? Give me a break. #Gaza is an open air prison. #Israel has done everything to make life there unbearable

        3 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      7. Dan Rapp‏ @danrapp 19 Jul 2014
        Replying to @Linakhalaf4

        @Linakhalaf4 When Gaza realizes Hamas is fighting for Hamas, not Palestinians, that will be the opening for solution.

        1 reply 3 retweets 3 likes
      8. Lina Khalaf‏ @Linakhalaf4 19 Jul 2014
        Replying to @danrapp

        @danrapp I thought you were genuinely trying to have a dialogue. But it's clear you are only interested in expressing Israeli talking points

        3 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      9. Dan Rapp‏ @danrapp 19 Jul 2014
        Replying to @Linakhalaf4

        @Linakhalaf4 Dialogue, as long as we deal in facts. I don't envy the life of the palis. I surely wouldn't want to live that way.

        5 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      1. Nancy Strang  🌹‏ @mabeloo 18 Jul 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion this is satire? but it's not funny, and it's based on tired old propaganda justifying the killing of civilians. Do better Onion.

        0 replies 2 retweets 5 likes
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      2. Mona Holland‏ @MonaHol 18 Jul 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @inthecloud247 That's vile, vitiated and depraved, in the face of reality.

        8 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      3. jbk‏ @jbkblack 18 Jul 2014
        Replying to @MonaHol

        @MonaHol @TheOnion @inthecloud247 but there is some truth to that statement Mona. The Palestinians really want to stop this and Hamas isnt

        0 replies 1 retweet 2 likes
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      2. ARTIST TAXI DRIVER‏Verified account @chunkymark 19 Jul 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is despicable> @TheOnion: Palestinians Starting To Have Mixed Feelings About Being Used As Human Shields http://onion.com/1kDBywC 

        3 replies 1 retweet 1 like
      3. Brixtonite‏ @Brixtonite 19 Jul 2014
        Replying to @chunkymark

        @chunkymark It's in questionable taste but you know @TheOnion is satirical, don't you?

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. ARTIST TAXI DRIVER‏Verified account @chunkymark 19 Jul 2014
        Replying to @Brixtonite

        yeah ..they think it's funny @Brixtonite

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      5. End of conversation
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      2. Contrarian‏ @contrarian11 20 Jul 2014
        Replying to @Cranium_Above

        @Cranium_Above @TheOnion Hamas uses them as human shields.

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      4. Contrarian‏ @contrarian11 20 Jul 2014
        Replying to @Cranium_Above

        @Cranium_Above @TheOnion If u really have a "cranium above," u wouldn't dismiss that it is Hamas causing this to happen. They ADMIT it.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
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