Or me @TheOnion: In Local News: Man Concerned He Spread Himself Too Thin Between Eating Sandwich, Watching Television http://onion.com/1wBnhFS
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@TheOnion Guddaffle, AR: Mayor suffers brain aneurysm when final episode of Duck Dynasty accidentally erased on his VCR. Trailr Prk mournsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion ''Allow for the possibility eating your television will turn you into a commercial." ~ T4 skinny+#AllowForThePossibilityThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion First rule - know your limits.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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