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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 17 Jul 2014

    In Politics: Everyone In Middle East Given Own Country In 317,000,000-State Solution http://onion.com/1t9sSmI pic.twitter.com/kiydKduDBx

    6:00 PM - 17 Jul 2014
    • 1,234 Retweets
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    • Natalya Estrada Gary McKnight 👻🎃Spooky Scary Joey 🧟‍♂️🧛🏻‍♂️ Jeff H. Tribune of the Plebs Colin Shock Yon the new me is coming💯👌 Josh "Vote Blue on 11/6" Silverman mez
    46 replies 1,234 retweets 885 likes
      1. Alfred Sumrall‏ @TheRebelAS 17 Jul 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion The Parade of Nations at the Olympics is going to suck

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      1. C_h_a_n‏ @C_h_a_n 18 Jul 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        C_h_a_n Retweeted The Onion

        Nuevamente los mejores análisis políticos en @TheOnionhttps://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/489937681845989376 …

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        The OnionVerified account @TheOnion
        In Politics: Everyone In Middle East Given Own Country In 317,000,000-State Solution http://onion.com/1t9sSmI  pic.twitter.com/kiydKduDBx
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      1. *VOTE NOVEMBER 6TH*‏ @Dothetwi5t 17 Jul 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Everyone In Middle East Given Own Country In 317,000,000-State Solution http://onion.com/1t9sSmI  pic.twitter.com/utaYsGQDlg”

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      1. Rosemary LaColla‏ @RosemaryLaColla 17 Jul 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion When me and my siblings were less than 10, we'd guard our couch cushion borders by kicking with both our feet. #317MFootWars.

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      1. BobbyTaylor‏ @BobbyTaylor 17 Jul 2014
        Replying to @Pirana_boy

        @Pirana_boy @TheOnion They are a satirical / fake news.

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      1. Niloofar Alavi‏ @nilo84 21 Jul 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        LOL Everyone In Middle East Given Own Country In 317,000,000-State Solution http://onion.com/1t9sSmI  pic.twitter.com/NgWdw9zYTw via @TheOnion

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      1. Annrhefn‏ @Annrhefn 18 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion @Sebastian_JKT Bravo! Forget the Two State Solution, the No State Solution is the solution...

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      1. Makena Cahill‏ @MakenaCahill 17 Jul 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        How does the Onion do it? RT @TheOnion Everyone In Middle East Given Own Country In 317,000,000-State Solutionhttp://onion.com/1t9sSmI 

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      1. Whoz_sane‏ @Desposer 17 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion kind of insensitive at a time like this guys..

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      1. Darya‏ @yadgarisirin 17 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion @Handsome_Jake_ omfg 😂😂😂

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      1. Kirti P‏ @patelkirt 17 Jul 2014
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        Clever. Everyone In Middle East Given Own Country In 317,000,000-State Solution http://onion.com/1t9sSmI  pic.twitter.com/V9FD4ExRrV RT @TheOnion

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      1. Andy Jakcsy‏ @IlGreven 17 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion Still less ridiculous than "Six Californias".

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      1. Justin Brennan‏ @HeyItsBrenno 17 Jul 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion They did that on Doug once. Roger ruined it.

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      2. karl peterson‏ @BigKarl1980 17 Jul 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion did it work?

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      2. Samantha Haentjens‏ @essiebees 18 Jul 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Cc: @dccommonsense MT @TheOnion: Everyone In Middle East Given Own Country In 317,000,000-State Solutionhttp://onion.com/1t9sSmI 

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      3. Jaime K‏ @SavetheKales 18 Jul 2014
        Replying to @essiebees

        @essiebees Ooof, I just saw one in my feed (same one?). Yeah. Terrible. An email is not a bad idea.

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      4. Samantha Haentjens‏ @essiebees 18 Jul 2014
        Replying to @SavetheKales

        @SavetheKales constant contact replied that they're trying to fix the plus signs - they can be fixed in-app but most are auto gen

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      5. Jaime K‏ @SavetheKales 18 Jul 2014
        Replying to @essiebees

        @essiebees There must be a better way!

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      6. End of conversation

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