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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 17 Jul 2014

    God Pledges $5,000 For Cancer Research http://onion.com/1nfwyUo pic.twitter.com/5SDpGBjHNO

    10:53 AM - 17 Jul 2014
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    38 replies 518 retweets 559 likes
      1. Bri Sogla‏ @bsogla 17 Jul 2014
        Replying to @ShaniaWI

        @ShaniaWI @TheOnion It was nice of Him to take time off from His 10k training for the interview. #OurGodIsAnAwesomeGod

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      1. Jordan‏ @JReber16 17 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion whatta cheap

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      1. Benjamin Fisher‏ @bennyfish19 17 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion @KingslyFishao

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      1. David Basora‏ @MIA2ChiTown 17 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion what a fucking cheapskate

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      1. Dr Pärn Taimsalu  🇪🇪 🇫🇷 🇬🇧‏ @parn123 17 Jul 2014
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        Perhaps help out a bit in the Middle East? “@TheOnion: God Pledges $5,000 For Cancer Research http://onion.com/1nfwyUo  pic.twitter.com/sJWu0IzK1v”

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      1. Jesús María Corcorán‏ @ppguapo 17 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion i wonder what does @TheTweetOfGod has to say about this

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      1. Brad Valachovic‏ @DrivenToMadness 17 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion What a waste. God should have given it to #PotatoSalad.

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      1. orange gourd‏ @not__punkin_not 17 Jul 2014
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        “@TheOnion: God Pledges $5,000 For Cancer Research http://onion.com/1nfwyUo  pic.twitter.com/pOyn97iiFY”😸

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      1. Ryan Hull‏ @ryanhull321 17 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion @CaraBrewer2 OH MY GOSH

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      1. Erelevant‏ @Erelevant 17 Jul 2014
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        But will He make a bequest? RT @TheOnion - God Pledges $5,000 For Cancer Researchhttp://onion.com/1nfwyUo 

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      1. asif khan‏ @oobivat 17 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion this is so.... BANG ON

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      1. Greg Silvey‏ @_GrogNak 17 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion only 5k? You'd think he'd pledge more than that.

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      1. Carl Evans‏ @CarlEvansMCR 17 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion damn you Onion! Too far! Too far! Okay, now go further!

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      1. Julia‏ @juliadakron 17 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion So He's FINALLY pitching in. Now He can fund my Kickstarter campaign 2 document my cancer journey via interpretive pottery.

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      1. Buddy Baphomet‏ @BuddyBaphomet 17 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion *It

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