“Yeah, well they better be full-sized aliens, not some microorganism bullshit.” http://onion.com/1nAwed6 @TheOnion
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@TheOnion I thought they were coming from Mexico.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Looking forward to close encounters of any kind...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion the following year, humans vote to ban aliens from moving hereThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@theonion Many scientists find that much more comforting than discovering God.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Barack Obama is really an alien. Have you not noticed his ears? They are antennas.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: [American Voices] NASA: Humans Will Find Aliens Within Next 20 Years http://onion.com/1nAwed6 # ALREADY IN THE WHITE HOUSE !Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion when they look in the mirrorThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion what! Republicans are finally going to revel themselves?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion we already have. rick perry, todd akin, republicansThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Lots of Zombies in Congress already:)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: NASA: Humans Will Find Aliens in Next 20 Years#WhatDoYouThink?” Wouldn't be surprised, wouldn't really care.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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