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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 16 Jul 2014

    NASA Announces Plans To Launch Chimpanzee Into Sunhttp://onion.com/1nc6g5z 

    8:00 PM - 16 Jul 2014
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    24 replies 238 retweets 204 likes
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      2. Alyssa Weaver‏ @alyssa_weaver 17 Jul 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: NASA Announces Plans To Launch Chimpanzee Into Sun http://onion.com/1nc6g5z ” if this is true, it is absolutely sick.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Chan‏ @typicalchannis 17 Jul 2014
        Replying to @alyssa_weaver

        @alyssa_weaver it's written by the onion lyss..... Aka not true

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. Alyssa Weaver‏ @alyssa_weaver 17 Jul 2014
        Replying to @typicalchannis

        @typicalchannis oh omg best news I've heard all day. I was actually upset and in a tizzy. Now I just feel dumb

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      1. Sky Nelson‏ @Sky_M_Nelson 16 Jul 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: NASA Announces Plans To Launch Chimpanzee Into Sun http://onion.com/1nc6g5z ” Science is great!

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      1. Ese Erheriene‏ @Ese_Journo 16 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion @inaremme

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      1. President Jimmy Rustle‏ @stheticsbrah 16 Jul 2014
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        “@TheOnion: NASA Announces Plans To Launch Chimpanzee Into Sun http://onion.com/1nc6g5z ” finally.

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      1. jose panda‏ @hoesayb_ 18 Jul 2014
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        “@TheOnion: NASA Announces Plans To Launch Chimpanzee Into Sun http://onion.com/1nc6g5z ” @koba

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      1. Dave Peterson‏ @PetesaDave 16 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion If they're smart the plan will be to land at night ...

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      1. Richard Harris‏ @rsh15 16 Jul 2014
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      1. OrigamiPapier‏ @OrigamiPapier 16 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion Good one. Knowing some folks, they might believe it. Tech doesn't exist to be able to withstand those high temps.

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      1. mE‏ @physco219 16 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion I have a few humans I'd like to nominate for the mission! :D

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      1. Pat Burke‏ @allburkenoplay 16 Jul 2014
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        #progress “@TheOnion: NASA Announces Plans To Launch Chimpanzee Into Sun http://onion.com/1nc6g5z ”

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      1. Chip Miller‏ @Chippercabra 16 Jul 2014
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        “@TheOnion: NASA Announces Plans To Launch Chimpanzee Into Sun http://onion.com/1nc6g5z ” wtf did I just read

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      1. Art Vanderlay‏ @crazyjoedevola 16 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion so when it comes back we will learn so much #chimpinspace

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      1. Dave Hillis‏ @dchillis 16 Jul 2014
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        “@TheOnion: NASA Announces Plans To Launch Chimpanzee Into Sun http://onion.com/1nc6g5z ” Its about time.

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      2.  🌙 💤A Wuffwork Orange 🐺 🌈‏ @Prockzed 16 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion @NinTheFolf RUN @mintymintmonkey RUUUUN

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      3. The Spearmint Simian‏ @mintymintmonkey 16 Jul 2014
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        @Prockzed @NinTheFolf 8C

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      1. Sonny Of The Meek‏ @SonnyOfTheMeek 16 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion Please Forward this - Dear Peace http://wp.me/p1tm1i-46  I keep getting RETURN TO SENDER

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