@TheOnion Well, that's one solution.
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Or: another day in Pak MT
@TheOnion Local Police Dept Reduces Costs By Using Same Evidence For Every Investigationhttp://onion.com/1nc5bdSThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion love itThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@chadsdaddy Why would this not surprise me? Other than who's publishing it.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@thedavidcrosby wow that reads like Isla Vista's "Call me if it happen's again" mentality the foot patrol puts outThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Mayberry has a crack police dept, Barneys bullet has closed several capital cases.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I love efficiency.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Police reduce costs in an almost impossibly innovative way!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Looking forward to seeing this one on "Literally Unbelievable"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion makes senseThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion DEA to test US RXpharm pure clean Cocaine...Dumping the dirty Jungle made Cocaine.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Reminds me of how meth possession is a normal thing to add on for arrests here. Driving? Meth. Walking? Meth. Sleeping? Meth.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@theonion "Exhibit A: A Flintlock rifle alleged used in the drive by in question…"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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