@TheOnion @blueocean5454 The old comics used to say can tell how long been married by how far the wife was behind husband when walking
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@TheOnion: In Focus: Marital Frustrations Channeled Through Thermostat http://onion.com/1r4Mby5 pic.twitter.com/eX623wLKke” My parents. Seriously
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@TheOnion me and my momThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: In Focus: Marital Frustrations Channeled Through Thermostat http://onion.com/1r4Mby5 pic.twitter.com/hm8VHAwcwB”. My life in a bit
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@TheOnion Barb... I'm freezing to death. Carl... not yet but soon. Ominous silence.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@DashwellDavid@billalong321@corrielong1031 sounds like my parents.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Pretty sure this will be my future. RT
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FUNNY CAUSE ITS TRUE "
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@TheOnion: In Focus: Marital Frustrations Channeled Through Thermostat http://onion.com/1r4Mby5 pic.twitter.com/CdOdmM0x1i”#hilarious
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@nest we can do this on the go “@TheOnion: Marital Frustrations Channeled Through Thermostat http://onion.com/1r4Mby5 ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@CornerGas Ha. Oscar and Emma had this one nailed a while ago.http://onion.com/1r4Mby5Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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