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We can learn alot by observing how chimpanzees react to being deposited into the sun’s corehttp://onion.com/1rrsShN
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@wbdnewton@TheOnion@BecketAdams@MetricButtload oh, yeah, that's just HILARIOUS... Until it's YOU they're sending to the sun. -
@scottlincicome@wbdnewton@TheOnion@BecketAdams That’s where you get your better superpowers. - End of conversation
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@TheOnion@jack_geiger35 this is the dumbest shit I've ever seenThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion We can learn more by using undocumented minors coming up to America to escape being poor.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion yeah. we've all seen THAT film. Always ends badly for the chimps.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion "No no no no! You can't shoot the President into space!!!!!"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Finally!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion He seems as forward-thinking as other feces-flinging astronauts that have graced NASA's hallways. The monkey seems pretty cool tooThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion NASA needs to STOP ANIMAL TESTING....IT'S WRONG!!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion It would be far more fun to try that with democrats.I'm all for it. -
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