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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 16 Jul 2014

    NASA Announces Plans To Launch Chimpanzee Into Sun http://onion.com/1mMsmu9 pic.twitter.com/KXRTcP57Bq

    11:03 AM - 16 Jul 2014
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      1. Daily Potato News‏ @dailypotatonews 16 Jul 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion: 🐒🚀 Update on this article by http://DailyPotatoNews.com  ~ NASA's plans to send chimpanzee to sun 👉 http://wp.me/p4nebw-Vb  #news

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      2. Drew Voros‏ @DrewVoros 16 Jul 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion "“Hopefully, what we learn from this mission will pave the way for sending human astronauts into the sun on a regular basis."

        2 replies 2 retweets 3 likes
      3. Man with the Can‏ @Virtual_Glory 16 Jul 2014
        Replying to @DrewVoros

        @DrewVoros @TheOnion "Chimpanzee disintergrated into the sun,NASA baffled"

        0 replies 1 retweet 1 like
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      1. Bilbo $waggins‏ @brice_mcleod03 16 Jul 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: NASA Announces Plans To Launch Chimpanzee Into Sun http://onion.com/1mMsmu9  pic.twitter.com/IQqK4zXdm6” this is why Koba hates us.

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      1. sauce llama‏ @Daerek1 16 Jul 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: NASA Announces Plans To Launch Chimpanzee Into Sun http://onion.com/1mMsmu9  pic.twitter.com/ZiPafP404a” y'all need Jesus

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      2. Allie Jarrett‏ @0wwie_jarrett 16 Jul 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: NASA Announces Plans To Launch Chimpanzee Into Sun http://onion.com/1mMsmu9  pic.twitter.com/tNUyPDei31” Is this a joke

        1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
      3. Log‏ @iLikeLogeyDaily 16 Jul 2014
        Replying to @0wwie_jarrett

        @0wwie_jarrett The Onion is a parody news site

        1 reply 1 retweet 0 likes
      4. Allie Jarrett‏ @0wwie_jarrett 16 Jul 2014
        Replying to @iLikeLogeyDaily

        @Logan_McMasters ha ok good thanks

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Jeffrey Young‏Verified account @JeffYoung 16 Jul 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Finally! RT: @TheOnion: NASA Announces Plans To Launch Chimpanzee Into Sun http://onion.com/1mMsmu9 pic.twitter.com/Fcyqi3M0Eu

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      2. Jeff Goldsmith‏ @yogoldsmith 16 Jul 2014
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        Why the apes shall rise up... RT @TheOnion: NASA Announces Plans To Launch Chimpanzee Into Sun http://onion.com/1mMsmu9 pic.twitter.com/P44wTAcBwE

        2 replies 2 retweets 4 likes
      3. Just Quoting‏ @dailydishwater 16 Jul 2014
        Replying to @yogoldsmith

        @yogoldsmith @TheOnion remember when Jack Black got too close to the sun?... he got SMARTERhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHvjcsELcjA …

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      4. Jeff Goldsmith‏ @yogoldsmith 16 Jul 2014
        Replying to @dailydishwater

        @dailydishwater True, true

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      1. Adam Johnston‏ @adderssss 16 Jul 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: NASA Announces Plans To Launch Chimpanzee Into Sun http://onion.com/1mMsmu9  pic.twitter.com/NbZm1iU7yP” @PotterJohnston

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      1. Christopher Scollard‏ @cscollard 16 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion Well, if they send him at night, it won't be too hot...

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      1. alayna‏ @brightblueorb 16 Jul 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: NASA Announces Plans To Launch Chimpanzee Into Sun http://onion.com/1mMsmu9  pic.twitter.com/vVoZ2EIPDG” what the fuck NASA :/

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      2. Quick Buck‏ @DeftonesDuck 16 Jul 2014
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        “@TheOnion: NASA Announces Plans To Launch Chimpanzee Into Sun http://onion.com/1mMsmu9  pic.twitter.com/cKDP8AYSyR” @jojho_ana

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      2. Bandwagon Browns Fan‏ @Jessybah 16 Jul 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @gwaaace I can't breathe

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Sketchy.tk‏ @SketchyTK 16 Jul 2014
        Replying to @Jessybah

        @Jessybah @TheOnion @gwaaace https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Csj7vMKy4EI …

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Evan Nielson‏ @evannielson 16 Jul 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: NASA Announces Plans To Launch Chimpanzee Into Sun http://onion.com/1mMsmu9  pic.twitter.com/sBZJERQOgW” hahahahaha

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