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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 15 Jul 2014

    Dozens in California have been killed in the wake of a powerful Super Rainbow http://onion.com/UbFAFm pic.twitter.com/LvFBAFETv0

    5:00 PM - 15 Jul 2014
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      2. ¡El Sooopèrr! ن c137‏ @SooperMexican 15 Jul 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        #LGBThor is REAL!! MT @TheOnion: Dozens in California have been killed in the wake of a powerful Super Rainbowpic.twitter.com/qufx67lRuz

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      1. Alexander Chin‏ @alex_the_chin 15 Jul 2014
        Replying to @gregwaterworth

        @gregwaterworth @JeremyDDuke don't worry; the beta sigma house is fine

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      1. Brian Ewell‏ @brianewell 17 Jul 2014
        Replying to @davidlucio

        @davidlucio @TheOnion @riotgames @LeagueOfLegends urf is back?

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      1. Paul Matthews‏ @Paul_Matthews13 15 Jul 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion LOL I think you guys just gave SyFy an idea for their next original movie.

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      1. Meghann Cuniff‏Verified account @meghanncuniff 16 Jul 2014
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        Thoughts and prayers. RT @TheOnion: Dozens in California have been killed in the wake of a powerful Super Rainbow http://onion.com/UbFAFm 

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      1. GK Austin‏ @GK_Austin 15 Jul 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @KimFreakinB Conspiracy theorists suspect it was a cold-war gay bomb. Anyway, Riverside is simply FAB now! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay_bomb 

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      1. It is I, Mo-Dean‏ @constantine_jn 15 Jul 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: Dozens in California have been killed in the wake of a powerful Super Rainbow http://onion.com/UbFAFm  pic.twitter.com/ZNNSJUKXsq”

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      1. Azeem‏ @Azeem_mir 15 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion @tabrazpic.twitter.com/7nGaAsuG9h

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      1. Frank Campanello‏ @sportsgeek19 15 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion - I love your humor, but did you guys seriously photoshop a photo from 9-11 for your joke?

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      1. GrimdarkMark Spence 死‏ @marktspence 15 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion I wonder if we can pin this on @M_A_Larson , too... #WhatMyCutieMarkIsTellingMe

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      1. Betabuild‏ @Betabuild 15 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion Apparently it was a case of God getting the Led out. Damn you Robert Planttttt!!!!pic.twitter.com/Ok0CoAbg4c

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      1. Matt Fedorka‏ @Fedorka 15 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion not sure using an image of the world trade center collapsing was the best option here...

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      1. Silvermane Werewolf of Pumpkin Spiceness‏ @silvermanewere 16 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion @Synthwolf I see Baragon has unleashed his killer rainbow beam on California...someone call Godzilla up in Seattle

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      1. カキノキツネ‏ @EternallyCloudy 16 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion @WolfPupTK see what happens when MLP's get mad!

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