RT @TheOnion: O Mammon, great god of avarice, please accept this humble offering of feeble-minded readers who click http://onion.com/1nF5Qn8
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Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion besides, you'd lose some chocolate in the bowl and have to wash the bowl. Waste of energy.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Praise HosannaThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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