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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 15 Jul 2014

    Understanding The Israeli-Palestinian Conflict http://onion.com/U7SLqp pic.twitter.com/xx038e9Inf

    12:16 PM - 15 Jul 2014
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      2. Yaakov Ellis‏ @Yaakov 15 Jul 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion meh. I had higher hopes when I clicked on that link

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      2. Robert McNutt‏ @RMcNuttUK 15 Jul 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Some subjects do not lend themselves to humour at present.. #GazaUnderAttack #Gaza

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      1. Chris Sanislo‏ @chrissanislo 15 Jul 2014
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        No topic safe from satire! RT- @TheOnion Understanding The Israeli-Palestinian Conflicthttp://onion.com/U7SLqp 

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      1. I3ump‏ @I3ump 15 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion Least Funny Onion I've ever read, and I'm HUGE FAN! =/

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      1. ken‏ @yawpuck 16 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion Why first you need to understand our civil war and do you really give a damn if so maybe you should go help out coward

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      1.  🌈Jahhh!mes Fahhh!y  🌈‏ @jamesfahy 15 Jul 2014
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        Wow. “@TheOnion: Understanding The Israeli-Palestinian Conflict http://onion.com/U7SLqp  pic.twitter.com/htxKoPaJbN”

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      1. Tony Watson‏ @WattoTony 15 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion My feeling is that it was trying to reflect futility via black humour rather than belly laughs. I think it did that pretty well.

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      1. Nikki H‏ @MrsBalboa6 15 Jul 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Understanding The Israeli-Palestinian Conflict http://onion.com/U7SLqp  pic.twitter.com/3eKxJYUOSM” @GoPack2689 #muffins

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      1. TheSportsNut!‏ @nutsports62 15 Jul 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Understanding The Israeli-Palestinian Conflict http://onion.com/U7SLqp  pic.twitter.com/zQLWuM8tOG”✔

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      1. Sam8988378‏ @Sam_and_the_dog 15 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion that's about right

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      1. Max Maverick‏ @DecryptedMatrix 15 Jul 2014
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        A giant FUCK YOU to @TheOnion for making jokes out humans getting slaughtered while the world watches in horror. FUCK YOU AGAIN @TheOnion

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      1. Michael Bennitt‏ @Reasons2Die 15 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion Is it just me or does the strip look like a #cockandballs?

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      1. Sean McCann‏ @BIG_Sean_MC 15 Jul 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Understanding The Israeli-Palestinian Conflict http://onion.com/U7SLqp  pic.twitter.com/AT4YYjALAO” @SethLopour let's get drunk at red

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      1. Paul Evans‏ @paulevans172364 15 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion not fucking funny

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      1. Kammaiz‏ @Lwpoi 15 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion It's all about #1. @DGisSERIOUS

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