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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 13 Jul 2014

    Editorial Cartoon: 'Right To Bare Arms' http://onion.com/VRBhQS pic.twitter.com/rcIEwmvBN6

    6:45 AM - 13 Jul 2014
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      1. Robb Mirsky‏ @RobbMirsky 13 Jul 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion or the right to 'Bear Arms'? http://wp.me/p2jOk3-eG 

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      1. Lost in Transition‏ @MystryListener 13 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion Huh. Hear I thought it was "...Bear Arms."

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      1. Greg‏ @NoviceGreg 13 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion it's a comment on the tattoo craze and how it is a passing fad. Feel sorry for the 'sleeved' idiots.

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      1. Adrienne Salazar‏ @ohthatadrienne 13 Jul 2014
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        'Merica @NRA #lol RT: @TheOnion: Editorial Cartoon: 'Right To Bare Arms' http://onion.com/VRBhQS pic.twitter.com/5ULTYSyFTQ

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      1. Mark Preston‏ @mrkprstn 13 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion Maybe we can bare an armed bear... Ah never mind. My arms can barely take it...

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      1. Mark Preston‏ @mrkprstn 13 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion Or we can arm a bear arm with bare arms.

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      1. Mark Preston‏ @mrkprstn 13 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion Here's one: we can arm a bare arm with bear arms.

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      1. Mark Preston‏ @mrkprstn 13 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion What about a 'barely-armed' bear?

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      1. Mark Preston‏ @mrkprstn 13 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion Can I arm a 'bare-armed' bear?

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      1. Mark Preston‏ @mrkprstn 13 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion I always thought we had the right to arm bears!!

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      1. Nora Frost‏ @NoraFrost 13 Jul 2014
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        Seriously! MT @TheOnion: Editorial Cartoon: 'Right To Bare Arms'pic.twitter.com/F09EoWUlQh

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      1. Laurie Allyn Kittle‏ @LaurieAllynKitt 13 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion no, I think that's the point of the joke, to Bare not Bear. Bare as in naked .. then again I could be a faux pas

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      2. Ezekiel 'Spike' Rage - The Evil One‏ @RealEzekielRage 13 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion Isnt it Bear Arms, as in Bear, the Animal?

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      3. Hexbass‏ @HexbassMusic 13 Jul 2014
        Replying to @RealEzekielRage

        @Ezekiel_Rage In the cartoon, the guy's arms are *almost* bare, he's wearing a short-sleeve shirt. It's a play on words, methinks.

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      4. Ezekiel 'Spike' Rage - The Evil One‏ @RealEzekielRage 13 Jul 2014
        Replying to @HexbassMusic

        @EclecticHectic I know, so was my tweet if you look closely...

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      5. Hexbass‏ @HexbassMusic 13 Jul 2014
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        @Ezekiel_Rage Alrighty, then. I actually got fired from a job for pointing out a manager's confusion of those words. I was right, but his...

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      6. Ezekiel 'Spike' Rage - The Evil One‏ @RealEzekielRage 13 Jul 2014
        Replying to @HexbassMusic

        @EclecticHectic Its okay, humor and sarcasm are tricky to read online without hearing the actual voice pitch^^

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      1. Bill Dean‏ @BillDean17 13 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion

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      1.  ⚜️5-1 ⚜️‏ @gvicknair 13 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion LOL!!!!!

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