“@TheOnion: Elderly Man Can’t Wait For Senility To Erase Lifetime Of Memories http://onion.com/VRxIKi pic.twitter.com/Vb0mAKrR5Z” @HanfordHalo
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“@TheOnion: Elderly Man Can’t Wait For Senility To Erase Lifetime Of Memories http://onion.com/VRxIKi pic.twitter.com/Vb0mAKrR5Z” @HanfordHalo
@TheOnion lol this will be @Mark_Trova when he gets older
@TheOnion overweight wife looking forward to finally contracting a wasting disease.
@TheOnion Man, who isnt?
@TheOnion Unfortunate that these problems weren't identified and addressed earlier. More research and focus on mental health needed.
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“@TheOnion: Elderly Man Can’t Wait For Senility To Erase Lifetime Of Regretful Memories http://onion.com/VRxIKi . In honor of my bday lol
@TheOnion better do a bunch of terrible shit before that happens
@TheOnion I wish I could say the same 
@TheOnion No thanks for the memories
@TheOnion I understand
@TheOnion actually the source of creation, advanced civilisation decided to create a universe where they die to avoid boring eternity ;-)
@TheOnion @DanKlajncar funny and very very dark!
@TheOnion sounds like my grandfather
That's what drugs are for MT @TheOnion Elderly Man Can’t Wait For Senility To Erase Lifetime Of Regretful Memories http://onion.com/VRxIKi
@TheOnion PRIMERO RECHAZEMOS LOS GENOCIDIOS. http://alfredoteranjijon.blogspot.com/
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