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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 10 Jul 2014

    Man Failing To Heed Harsh Lessons Of Past Orders Sonic Bacon Cheeseburger Toaster http://onion.com/1jhfxID pic.twitter.com/cT2xTsloFJ

    11:45 AM - 10 Jul 2014
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    15 replies 213 retweets 211 likes
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      2. Leslie Seiler‏ @Leslie_Seiler 11 Jul 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @lauren_ash This feels very much like our mantra, we never learn.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Lauren Ash‏Verified account @lauren_ash 11 Jul 2014
        Replying to @Leslie_Seiler

        @Leslie_Seiler @TheOnion it's honestly like this was written specifically for us.

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Leslie Seiler‏ @Leslie_Seiler 12 Jul 2014
        Replying to @lauren_ash

        @lauren_ash @Leslie_Seiler @TheOnion Speaking of which...God I can't wait for the CNE...

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      2. Count Gruesome‏ @mrchicobeans 10 Jul 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: Man Failing To Heed Harsh Lessons Of Past Orders Sonic Bacon Cheeseburger Toaster http://onion.com/1jhfxID  @theJakeMcCoy ”

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Jake McCoy‏ @theJakeMcCoy 10 Jul 2014
        Replying to @mrchicobeans

        @NickNetwork_ @TheOnion “Actually, let’s make that a combo. With a Coke. Thanks.”

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Count Gruesome‏ @mrchicobeans 10 Jul 2014
        Replying to @theJakeMcCoy

        @theJakeMcCoy this article is your entire life

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Adam Witzel‏ @adwitz 10 Jul 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: Man Failing To Heed Harsh Lessons Of Past http://onion.com/1jhfxID  pic.twitter.com/cLX0Mc5X93” @mtnealer

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      1. Aaron Lichtov  🔥‏ @EpiceneEpicure 10 Jul 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: http://onion.com/1jhfxID  pic.twitter.com/B5KRus78ZG” @KateShuknecht apparently you and MMK discussed this the other night?

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      1. Joseph Mason‏ @LordNishar 10 Jul 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion With the chili? His butthole is soooo gonna explode!

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      1. Eric‏ @ericjgray9 10 Jul 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Man Failing To Heed Harsh Lessons Of Past Orders Sonic Bacon Cheeseburger Toaster http://onion.com/1jhfxID  pic.twitter.com/NY0LaLsCse”

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      1. Biff “Ardo”,8,1‏ @Biff_Ardo 10 Jul 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion nah man, we all made that mistake ONCE.

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      1. Casey‏ @caseyshermer 10 Jul 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @caseyshermer: Area man reads Onion headline that could pertain to self; kills self under avalanche of Oreos and sadness

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      1. Ross Williams‏ @motivotion 10 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion haha this is so me

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      1. Steven D‏ @Stevessvt 10 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion He must have learned something, he didnt go to Taco Bell....

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      1. Gary, King of the Humans‏ @kvetcha 10 Jul 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        RT for absolute truth. “@TheOnion: Man Failing To Heed Harsh Lessons Of Past Orders Sonic Bacon Cheeseburger Toaster http://onion.com/1jhfxID ”

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      1. aspexit‏ @aspexit 10 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion It will keep ordering Carl's Jr Western Bacon Cheeseburgers until one kills me.

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      1. TradCatKnight‏ @TradCatKnight 10 Jul 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Hi Im the owner of TRADCATKNIGHT FOLLOW me if U want URGENT info 4 the chastisements coming!

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