@TheOnion @lauren_ash This feels very much like our mantra, we never learn.
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@theJakeMcCoy this article is your entire life
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@TheOnion With the chili? His butthole is soooo gonna explode!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion nah man, we all made that mistake ONCE.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@caseyshermer: Area man reads Onion headline that could pertain to self; kills self under avalanche of Oreos and sadnessThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion haha this is so meThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion He must have learned something, he didnt go to Taco Bell....Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion It will keep ordering Carl's Jr Western Bacon Cheeseburgers until one kills me.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Hi Im the owner of TRADCATKNIGHT FOLLOW me if U want URGENT info 4 the chastisements coming!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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