.@TheOnion ATTENTION, EVERYONE! watch this video, but know that Peter FUCKING Rosenthal is NOT his real name. His middle initial is K.
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@effinglibrarian : The FUC is silent.
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@TheOnion It's going to take a lot more than an army of CGI monkeys to break The Onion's.. http://onion.com/1jh8i3m pic.twitter.com/zFYUOecT7l
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@TheOnion thanks for the review. You saved me time and money.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion the apes are gonna get you, Peter whozzit......an' they won't put you on the naughty step...!!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion This is the best movie review yet.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion 'What's that they're hurling you say?' <SPLAT!>Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion CGI Monkeys is the name of my ska band.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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