“@TheOnion: In Focus | Report: Peanut Butter Contains Traces Of Rat Feces But Life's Weird Like That Sometimes”@MrPeanut531
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@TheOnion Gotta build our immune systems somehow!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion oh! I can't wait to tell motherThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion That's why I use PB on rat traps.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion But why all the prejudice against rat feces? Is skunk feces superior? Raccoon?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion loved your story about scotus findind that corp had religious rights..very funny..hobbylobby was cute/could scotus be that stupid?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion And know doubt in the cotton wool society we live in there will be a warning that it may contain nuts!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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