@TheOnion I just want someone to be nice to me.
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@marinanachos Add 'doesn't mind all the glitter' to the list. Screw lowering the bar. Bedazzle it and set it on fire. -
@ellendprice instead of lowering the bar, I've gotten pickier. I know what I like. I know what works for me. And yes, there's glitter.
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