@TheOnion @OC_Scotty I bet that thing would mix a mean Pina Collider.
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@SPYDERDARLING@TheOnion@OC_Scotty I like my drinks Large Hadron Collided, not stirred...
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#OverlyHonestMethods@TheOnion http://onion.com/1r6mFaO pic.twitter.com/JKQ5ub5ZAR
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@TheOnion@FrankIppolito Someone get that Banana out of the ^%&*-damned tailpipe!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Bored Scientists Now Just Sticking Random Things Into Large Hadron Collider http://onion.com/1r6mFaO pic.twitter.com/x1rwkYZIsR” goals
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@TheOnion "Next on Big Bang Theory"@BigBang_CBS@KaleyCuoco@kunalnayyar@simonhelbergThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@emesalazar Cualquier parecido con la realidad es mera coincidencia :|Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Like me as a kid around a campfire in the boyscouts.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion That is how super great ideas or inventions are born. Just try anything.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion a bored physicist might be the most dangerous thing.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion they try bubble gumThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Well. They have sorted the Higgs.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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